Are you raising a Diva?

It will be completely obvious that you've got a Diva on your hands...

For example:

My Diva refuses to sleep in her extremely expensive dog bed... she prefers to lounge around on our king sized bed. [you know... to make sure theres enough room to stretch out]

My Diva refuses to share any of her toys... [this greatly displeases one of our other dogs, Bear] 

My Diva will only attempt to destroy expensive shoes... like my uggs. [because anything less than $80 is for peasants]

Duchess Von Tesh Shook

[and yes, thats her full name... you should see the names of her bloodline!]